Review: Janelle Monae – Dirty Computer

Dehumanization, over-reliance on technology, (un)intentional loneliness, love, freedom, sex, and the inward journey toward finding the true self are just some of the concepts covered on Janelle Monae‘s newest, and best yet, record – Dirty Computer.

The title refers to a futuristic world in which people who don’t fit into social norms are classified as “dirty” and relegated to either second or third-class citizenship or brainwashed into civility.  What’s worse is that many of us do this to ourselves daily.  The title track (featuring Brian Wilson, no less) sets the tone.  “I’m not that special.  I’m broke inside, crashing slowly.  The bugs are in me,” she sings as she shuffles through a bleak, futuristic landscape looking for love.

“Crazy, Classic, Life” begins with a sermon preaching that freedom, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is for everyone no matter their social status, sexual preference, or skin color.  “I just want to party hard, sex in a swimming pool.  I don’t need a lot of cash.  I just want to break the rules,” Monae sings behind big, bold beats.  “I am not the American nightmare.  I am the American dream,” she proclaims.  It’s a rallying cry for everyone.

The beats on “Take a Byte” remind me of Tears for Fears at first, and then they switch to sultry house beats as Monae claims she’s not the kind of girl you take home to meet your mother.  She’d rather you nibble on her mocha skin.  Meow.  “Screwed” keeps up the sexy theme (“Wanna get screwed at a festival, wanna get screwed like an animal.”) and takes potshots at those in power who are screwing over those below them (“You fucked the world up now, we’ll fuck it all back down.”).

If you don’t think she’s serious, then consider “Django Jane,” in which Monae puts down a fierce rap about misogyny with lyrics like, “And we gonna start a mother-fuckin’ pussy riot, or we gonna have to put ’em on a pussy diet.” and “Let the vagina have a monologue.”

It’s fitting (and tongue-in-cheek…and more) that “Pynk” follows, as it’s a tribute not only to lady parts, but also to female sexuality and empowerment.  As if that weren’t sexy enough, “Make Me Feel” is perhaps the sexiest song of the year as Monae boldly comes out of the closest as pansexual.  Monae worked with Prince on some of the sounds of this record before his death, and his influence is immediately apparent on this track with its funky guitar, swelling synths, and dance beats.

“I Got the Juice” is Monae again claiming her freedom from expectations, illusions, and haters – including one in the White House when she states, “If you try to grab this pussy, then this pussy’ll grab you back.”  “I Like That” has Monae telling us that she’s happy with who she is at this point in her life, which is really what all of us want.  Her vocals on “Don’t Judge Me” are lovely, showing her versatility.  She can float between serious rap chops and torch songs with ease.

She admits that she’s not perfect on “So Afraid.”  She’s tentative about settling down and commitment, and her bold, to-the-back-of-the-church vocals emphasize how she’s on the verge of taking the plunge but still can’t quite make the leap of faith.

“Just love me, baby.  Love me for who I am…Don’t try to take my country.  I will defend my land.  I am not crazy, I’m American,” she sings on “Americans” before dropping in sound bytes of a sermon on what America represents and what it has become in 2018 and it could be in the future.  The last lyric on the record, as the music fades, is, “Please sign your name on the dotted line.”  Is it a call to action, or a warning?

I’m not sure.  That’s for Monae to know and for the rest of us to learn by self-introspection and, among other things, listening to this record.

Keep your mind open.

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Nik Havert

I've been a music fan since my parents gave me a record player for Christmas when I was still in grade school. The first record I remember owning was "Sesame Street Disco." I've been a professional writer since 2004, but writing long before that. My first published work was in a middle school literary magazine and was a story about a zoo in which the animals could talk.

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