Review: Janelle Monae – Dirty Computer

Dehumanization, over-reliance on technology, (un)intentional loneliness, love, freedom, sex, and the inward journey toward finding the true self are just some of the concepts covered on Janelle Monae‘s newest, and best yet, record – Dirty Computer.

The title refers to a futuristic world in which people who don’t fit into social norms are classified as “dirty” and relegated to either second or third-class citizenship or brainwashed into civility.  What’s worse is that many of us do this to ourselves daily.  The title track (featuring Brian Wilson, no less) sets the tone.  “I’m not that special.  I’m broke inside, crashing slowly.  The bugs are in me,” she sings as she shuffles through a bleak, futuristic landscape looking for love.

“Crazy, Classic, Life” begins with a sermon preaching that freedom, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is for everyone no matter their social status, sexual preference, or skin color.  “I just want to party hard, sex in a swimming pool.  I don’t need a lot of cash.  I just want to break the rules,” Monae sings behind big, bold beats.  “I am not the American nightmare.  I am the American dream,” she proclaims.  It’s a rallying cry for everyone.

The beats on “Take a Byte” remind me of Tears for Fears at first, and then they switch to sultry house beats as Monae claims she’s not the kind of girl you take home to meet your mother.  She’d rather you nibble on her mocha skin.  Meow.  “Screwed” keeps up the sexy theme (“Wanna get screwed at a festival, wanna get screwed like an animal.”) and takes potshots at those in power who are screwing over those below them (“You fucked the world up now, we’ll fuck it all back down.”).

If you don’t think she’s serious, then consider “Django Jane,” in which Monae puts down a fierce rap about misogyny with lyrics like, “And we gonna start a mother-fuckin’ pussy riot, or we gonna have to put ’em on a pussy diet.” and “Let the vagina have a monologue.”

It’s fitting (and tongue-in-cheek…and more) that “Pynk” follows, as it’s a tribute not only to lady parts, but also to female sexuality and empowerment.  As if that weren’t sexy enough, “Make Me Feel” is perhaps the sexiest song of the year as Monae boldly comes out of the closest as pansexual.  Monae worked with Prince on some of the sounds of this record before his death, and his influence is immediately apparent on this track with its funky guitar, swelling synths, and dance beats.

“I Got the Juice” is Monae again claiming her freedom from expectations, illusions, and haters – including one in the White House when she states, “If you try to grab this pussy, then this pussy’ll grab you back.”  “I Like That” has Monae telling us that she’s happy with who she is at this point in her life, which is really what all of us want.  Her vocals on “Don’t Judge Me” are lovely, showing her versatility.  She can float between serious rap chops and torch songs with ease.

She admits that she’s not perfect on “So Afraid.”  She’s tentative about settling down and commitment, and her bold, to-the-back-of-the-church vocals emphasize how she’s on the verge of taking the plunge but still can’t quite make the leap of faith.

“Just love me, baby.  Love me for who I am…Don’t try to take my country.  I will defend my land.  I am not crazy, I’m American,” she sings on “Americans” before dropping in sound bytes of a sermon on what America represents and what it has become in 2018 and it could be in the future.  The last lyric on the record, as the music fades, is, “Please sign your name on the dotted line.”  Is it a call to action, or a warning?

I’m not sure.  That’s for Monae to know and for the rest of us to learn by self-introspection and, among other things, listening to this record.

Keep your mind open.

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It’s only February, and Janelle Monae has released what might be the best single of 2018 (and is certainly the sexiest so far).

In case you weren’t aware, Afrofuturist / electro-funk artist / cyborg Janelle Monae is set to unleash her first album in five years, Dirty Computer, later this year.  She’s calling this project an “emotion picture” and, judging from the trailer she release, it looks like it deals with many of her favorite themes – the future, the blurred line between technology and humanity, love, sex, and female empowerment.

She’s already given us “Django Jane” from the upcoming album, and she just delivered the Prince-inspired (with whom Monae was working before his death) bisexual anthem “Make Me Feel,” which is easily the hottest and sexiest track of 2018 so far.  Anything that hopes to top this in terms of getting your groove on will have to bring serious chops.

Monae is an innovator and free spirit, and we need her and many more like her not only in the world of music, but also in the world at large.  This is probably going to be one of the best albums of the year.

Keep your mind open.

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