Review: Beehive – Depressed + Distressed

Hailing from northern California, Beehive is one of the most appropriately named bands I’ve heard so far this year.  Bassist Bud Amentia and vocalist / guitarist Jake Sprecher (and a drum machine, which they apparently don’t turn off between songs during their live sets) make music that buzzes with energy and danger.  Listening to their debut EP Depressed + Distressed is like standing near a beehive.  You’re on the edge of danger all the time.

The instrumental into of “Tick Tock” delivers this message right away.  It’s just over a minute of menace with poppy drum machine beats that belie something heavy about to land in your lap.  That heavy thing is the song “Get Off My Back,” which has Sprecher’s guitars howling like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm and Amentia’s bass coming at you like an unrelenting rain. 

“You’re So Fascinating” is a funny track about the fake images we create in hopes that people will like us.  Sprecher’s vocal delivery brings Glenn Danzig to mind, but with more post-punk attitude instead of goth rage.  The funniest track on the EP is “90’s Trash,” in which Sprecher talks about buying a CD of the songs that form the “graveyard of his youth” that make him both nostalgic and depressed.  He and Amentia play a riff that sounds exactly like every 1990’s rock song you’ve heard as Sprecher name checks the Smoking Popes, Spacehog, Soundgarden, third wave ska, Save Ferris, Flaming Lips, and (the one that most makes Sprecher ill) Ugly Kid Joe.

“When Can I See You Again?” is a punk rager expressing the panic, rush, and angst all of us have felt in a new relationship.  “Don’t Try” is almost a rallying cry to do just the opposite.  Beehive are pissed about everyone telling them (and all of us, if you watch enough news) not to bother, so they’re responding with a sonic boot stomp to the chest.  The EP closes with “Wasting Our Time.”  Beehive have no time for people who drain their energy with drama (“You’re wasting my time, I’m wasting my time with you.”).  Amentia’s bass on this track is particularly heavy and is a great mix with Sprecher’s Jon Spencer-like riffs.

The EP’s title sums up not only Beehive’s feelings about Millennial life, but also the lives of practically everyone else.  Everyone’s depressed or distressed about something – usually things that don’t matter (as evidenced in the last track of the EP).  If Beehive have to sting us to wake us up from our doldrums, they will.  You can’t escape a swarm, and you won’t be able to escape this record once you hear it.

Keep your mind open.

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Nik Havert

I've been a music fan since my parents gave me a record player for Christmas when I was still in grade school. The first record I remember owning was "Sesame Street Disco." I've been a professional writer since 2004, but writing long before that. My first published work was in a middle school literary magazine and was a story about a zoo in which the animals could talk.

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