Review: Preacherman – Universal Philosophy: Preacherman Plays T.J. Hustler’s Greatest Hits

Tim Jones, otherwise known as Preacherman, released one album of weird, funky electronic jazz the combined analog synths with New Age philosophy on creation, love, death, life, the energy of the universe, and probably a hundred other topics I’m forgetting.  In the 1980’s, Jones added a guest to his one-man band – T.J. Hustler.  Mr. Hustler was a ventriloquist’s dummy who would accompany Jones on stage and preach Jones’ universal philosophy or sometimes have deep metaphysical discussions with Jones while he was playing a modified Hammond B-3.

Jones moved out to Oakland many years ago to take care of his mother, a centenarian, and continued to play in small clubs, DJ karaoke nights, and record material for his own pleasure.  Thankfully, Luaka Bop Records have put out a collection of some of Jones’ rarest work – Universal Philosophy: Preacherman Plays T.J. Hustler’s Greatest Hits.

The album opens with “That’s Good,” and synths that sound like the opening to a 1980’s sci-fi romance.  Preacherman asks why we keep trying to visit every planet in the solar system except Venus since it’s the planet of love.  “We’re going the wrong way, y’all,” he warns as the synths build and take on a bit of a Native American flute sound and it almost turns into an Art of Noise track.

“Feel It” is nine minutes of synth grooves blended with cosmic funk.  It’s an instant toe-tapper and is probably being remixed by DJ Shadow even as I write this review.  It’s also our first introduction to T.J. Hustler, who talks with a gravelly voice that contains hundreds of years of wisdom.  “The age of individualism is upon us, y’all….Constructive knowledge is the only thing that will keep us safe…” Hustler says.  He was right in the 1980’s and he’s right again in 2018.

“Tell me why in a world so full, why love’s  so hard to find?” Preacherman asks on “Tell Me Why,” a bumping electro-disco track with synth bass as sweet as maple syrup.  Jones asks why we’re so empty in a world not only full of people, but full of ways to communicate faster than ever before.  He also predicts it won’t be long before everything’s wiped away, so we’d better get right with the Creator and each other now.

“Out of This World” is truly that, with Preacherman slapping down bump-and-grind grooves as he pines for a lover from another planet who needs to be “a love sensation…a lot of fun…the right vibration…the only one.”  “Age of Individualism” has synth beats that MGMT dream of creating.

On the epic “Up and Down,” T.J. Hustler explains how time is crucial to movement.  “We move up and down and around,” Preacherman preaches over his electric beats and keyboards that sound like he pulled them out of a video game.  T.J. Hustler explains everything from aging and nutrition to relaxation and letting go of attachments in order to expand one’s consciousness.  There’s so much to process in this track that I can’t cover all of it, but you’ll be fascinated with every second of it.

As if that weren’t enough, the closer is the fifteen-minute track “The Wrong Way,” in which Jones preaches about the order of the universe and how the planets’ movement is linked to sex, love, and tantric energy.  He also warns against us “fuckin’ up this planet” and how we’re doomed to die by fire if we don’t take care of Mother Earth.  He even rants against the system (AKA The Man) that has convinced us that different skin colors mean anything, that progress is usually not what it seems, and how the system is set up to bring us down and we let it happen every day.  Preacherman returns to his themes of searching for love, even bringing back some of the lyrics from “That’s Good.”

This album is a mind trip, and one you need to take.  It somehow combines synth-funk with Don Juan mysticism and it works.

Keep your mind open.

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Nik Havert

I've been a music fan since my parents gave me a record player for Christmas when I was still in grade school. The first record I remember owning was "Sesame Street Disco." I've been a professional writer since 2004, but writing long before that. My first published work was in a middle school literary magazine and was a story about a zoo in which the animals could talk.

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